Guys, it's a solar system! And Wally is at the center! Exactly where he thinks he should be.
Apologies to Copernicus, and Neil deGrasse Tyson. We were a little loose with the orbits and other details. At one point, Earth totally fell off its axis and had to be re-attached to the Universe.
Not everyone can get away with having this kind of world view, but I think he's got the confidence to pull it off.